For The Mercury Lover! You Design The Mercury Cover
Donated by Portland Mercury
Every day, the cover of the oh-so-beloved Portland Mercury is seen by countless Portlanders—and gazed at by even more people via portlandmercury.com! Win this item, and you'll get to design the Mercury's cover for one issue. Plaster Portland street corners and bars with your gorgeous artwork! Hijack innocent pedestrians' eyeballs and force them to gaze upon a shameless ad for your business! Show everyone in the whole damn city how adorable your cat/dog/fish/child is! Run a picture of yourself with the headline "SEXIEST PORTLANDER OF THE YEAR!" The possibilities are endless! This is awesome! APPROXIMATE VALUE: PRICELESS (BUT AT LEAST TWO GRAND)!
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