Elinor Jones

Elinor Jones

Elinor Jones writes the gossip column, THE TRASH REPORT, as well as movie reviews, and dinosaur stuff. She likes your lipstick.

Recent Articles

Portland’s Cutest Creatures

Let’s say nice things about the city’s most adorable critters!

THE TRASH REPORT: The Rock on Biden, The Sun on Getting Shaded, and Check Etiquette With Billionaire Friends

Let's go, Trash Pandas! It's time to dig DEEP into this week's trashiest gossip.

The Trash Report Apr 1 10:00 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: It's Beyoncé's World, Rudy Giuliani is Just Deteriorating In It

Let's go, trash pandas! It's time to dig through this week's heap of hot gossip.

The Trash Report Mar 18 11:00 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: George Santos on Taylor Swift, Me on Oprah, and Cops on Hot Mics

All the latest gossip... sterilized for your protection.

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The Trash Report Mar 11 10:00 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Hollywood DC's Biggest Night, It's the State of the Academy Awards!

Line up for this week's bottomless barrel of gossip-y trash.

The Trash Report Mar 4 9:59 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Kicking off Women's History with Jilly, Billie, Riri, and More!

All the "surge" gossip you need—without the "surge" pricing!

The Trash Report Feb 26 10:00 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Am I a Moon? Because I Want to Rotate Around Your Celestial Body! (And Other News.)

Time to blast off with another edition of the trashiest gossip of the week!

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The Trash Report Feb 12 10:11 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Monday Morning Quarterbacking (Gossip Edition)

Your weekly waste receptacle for the latest smelly gossip.

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The Trash Report Jan 15 9:45 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Weather, Water, and What Did She Say??

Warm up with this blazing can of flaming, gossip-y trash.

The Trash Report Jan 8 9:56 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Airplanes Aren't Cute but Your Boyfriend Could Be

New year, new trash—let's dig in to the week's hottest gossip.

The Trash Report Dec 26 10:00 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: The Best Trash of 2023!

Let's dig into 2023's trash can to find the best gossip-y garbage of the year!

The Trash Report Dec 18 10:00 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Royal Fingers, Chalamet's Charm, and Dakota Johnson vs. Penguins

Toot-Toot! All aboard the gossip train for a tour of this week's hottest garbage.