Dear Portland Drivers,

You suck for many, many reasons but this is the second time my tiny car has been hit in a designated parking spot in a lot while parked. Both hits had substantial damage. Not just scraped paint from the car but large dents, punctured metal etc. My insurance went up $60/month from the last hit and run repair, I can’t imagine how much more it’ll go up for this one. It’s not that hard to avoid hitting cars parked in designated spots in parking lots!