At least provide your assessment of the situation. Like, did he poop himself? or does he just not know how to wipe his ass? Or maybe his diet is such that his gnarly shits implant airborne shit-smelling molecules on his clothing? Or worse, maybe the ventilation at your office is broken or non-existent. You know that could be an OSHA violation - just saying. Oh man, what if they're gay or homosexual and also a sex addict and they don't actually take a shit, they just do the butt stuff with a pocket vibe or something and they carry it around with them all day? That'd be kind of crazy.
I think really what you need to do is put a hidden camera in the bathroom and report back. It's not illegal at all, it's research.
At least provide your assessment of the situation. Like, did he poop himself? or does he just not know how to wipe his ass? Or maybe his diet is such that his gnarly shits implant airborne shit-smelling molecules on his clothing? Or worse, maybe the ventilation at your office is broken or non-existent. You know that could be an OSHA violation - just saying. Oh man, what if they're gay or homosexual and also a sex addict and they don't actually take a shit, they just do the butt stuff with a pocket vibe or something and they carry it around with them all day? That'd be kind of crazy.
I think really what you need to do is put a hidden camera in the bathroom and report back. It's not illegal at all, it's research.
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