@Someguy267: The OP didn’t specify gender, so why are you assuming it’s a dude? I’ve known plenty of gross women in my day...

IA, you still pine for farting belching guy, don't you? Why not do what a friend does and let him know to his face? Maybe you can reignite that 12 year torch you've been carrying around. Maybe not, but at least then you'd have done the right thing.

Maybe farter/belcher has Tourettes...mofathucker!