The Portland Mercury's Reader Valentines

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Chris S.

What a dream. With your big heart, beautiful smile, & gorgeous looks you are a catch in our eyes everyday. We love you so much ❤

My husfox

What a hunk. Your beautiful smile & gorgeous eyes, you are a dream. Your love is pure gold. I love you with all of my heart. #husfox

brussels sprouts man

permanent, silent screams of remorse, guilt, shame, sorrow, love. i'm eternally sorry. wishing you unending joy and happiness.

Handsome Thing

You yhat my Yaris, tiki my Tonga, and melt my heart. All ways. With honey and rainbows. Whip me up some Dragon Lotion. Juicy little soup dumpling.

Boo Boo Kitty Fuck

Even though we are living in the mountains, I want to keep our Mercury Valentine's Tradition. Team Marotto Forever. I fucking love you Otto 🖤, Pickle


I miss drinking sangria and jib jabbing with you. And it's so cute you have an aol email still. Happy Valentine's Day. Lets get naked soon. Love maria


Thank you for morning kisses, Hen sandwiches, and most of all for giving me our beautiful boy. Love you.

Jon my love

Love ya honey. I hope this lasts. Eeshh

Sugar Noodle

So glad I met you in that vacant lot. Here's to lasting longer than the big block of cheddar. Love Mounds

Pretty Wife

With things like service or touch, Ya say you can't hear those much. So with words I think I will show it, Cuz ya know I'm a very good...idk, bard?

Piggy o’ Mine

Every day together is a new journey. It’s a choose our own adventure story. Looking forward to spending it with you. Will you marry me? Love, ur ogre

JTown Comet of Light

I hope to get weird with you forever, holding your hand through each new adventure. You're the stars to my sky, the storm to my weather. I love you!


Take Me with U


You are beautiful! You are strong and independent and unique. You’re my idol and I love you. Live in the light and BREATHE!

Kitten Paul

Meh. Love, Stroopie


It's been a long year, but we have so many years ahead to look forward to and I can't wait to snog your chowder bowl through them all. Luv you always.

Cassie May

You drive me nuts but there's nobody else on earth I'd rather have annoying me. I love you like a fat kid loves cake. Happy Valentine's Day, Love Ad


Get your shit together. That way you can soar❤️Z


я люблю тебя <3 gracias por otro año mas! Espero podamos cumplir todo lo que planeamos para el futuro. Te amo!!!


I’m in lesbians with you Trink

Mr. Seeley

After 3 years of bicoastal life: we get to finally be together in the big apple this year. I love you, darling. - Mrs. Seeley


I'll swim the ocean for you The ocean for you Whoa, oh Kelsey I love you sooo much!


My healing heart loves through scar and fear. Our connection is something wonderfully mystical, like old spirits that find each other... Thank you


I love you and I like you. <3 PDXHANNAH


i hope this year is full of adventures, as long as i'm holding your hand I know everything will be ok. let's not divorce, ok?


I am so glad I am your mom.You are the best thing on this planet buona notte always. Mommy


my tears are salty, so is your jizz. lets take another trip around the sun together. TrashPanda


I take back everything I said last year Love David


I love you more than cats love squeezing into tiny boxes. Love, Claire


Thanks for keeping our little family on the straight and narrow! While little G and M are running around like crazy you keep us all together. <3 JHW

Wannabe French Girl

I fucked up. We are both still around. when is it too late and was it ever really meant to be?

Christopher Dear

Year together and far apart, ups and downs, 我爱你. I don’t know where it will go but I hope you are always my friend.


Happy Valentine's Day! I love you more than the 150 character limit can ever know! You are amazing & brilliant! I cannot wait to see you- Love Moe


you're such a wonderful shining light, you're beautiful and you're sweet and I'm so glad we found each other


To the hard working smart handsome honest & loyal man that I feel consistently lucky to be with I love you SO much..and dat ass your lil troublemaker

The big handsome man

I love u, I love us, even when our farts wake each other up. Thank u for being patient with me, even though I don’t conform to anyone’s standards


Happy Valentine’s Day to the sweetest pea, that loved a grumpy old man as mean as me.


I love you so much and vow to bring you all the plastic grocery bags you will ever need. Here's to our "Last Valentine's Day." Love, Omar's Bitch.


You are the cutest thing in the mornings, I can't handle it. I love that we can be spooky together. I love you boo.


you're my best friend. I miss you. Lets go see a movie.

The Highbrarian

Hey gurl, u are the best trivia co-host a girl could ask for! Let's laugh our identical laugh too loudly into the microphones & watch a scary movie!


You’re my better half and you make me strive to be like you with your hard work and integrity. I am glad to have such a good partner and friend. Jboo

Akon Langga <3

What a gift is, to look at some and say, I'm so happy to have found you, at last at long, at long last... you're here. We're here. I love you forever

Steffi, Lu, and Cleo

Happy Valentines Day! Love, Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson


Thank you for being so wonderful. For loving us as you do. Together we go forward in love. Adventure awaits us! <3 A&J

Sweet honeyed hamlet

The years are flying by, I couldn't ask for a better partner to spend the rest of my days with. I eagerly await growing older and wrinklier with you!!


Hoping you’ll make me purr,,, bite my neck and take me from behind on Valentine’s Day! xoxo -Kitten

Jessica Ra

Even though you don’t live here anymore, I know you’ll see this. Keepin’ it alive. I love you, forever and ever and ever and ever and ever. <3 BBQ

Big Daddy

Thank you for coming into my life. Looking forward to our future. I love you! -BabyGirl


Thank you for always recommending the best horse books in the library to me. You are the only reason why I read. Everyone else is trash and I love you


My love! Another year with you, and somehow you still butter my bread. I love you and the bad ass life we have made together. *swoon*

Lunch Squad

This last year together has been so incredible. U keep my heart and stomach full. U know how to always make me laugh. Y’all the buzz to my woody. ILY


Once you were unknown/to me, you made me mortal/Now you're my heart's orchestra


Naval Sea Cadet Petty Officer First Class Larsen reporting for duty ;P


I’m so glad you’re mine, sexy smartypants. - Clarence


To the handsome scumbag who made me not hate jazz, sushi, & 1 kung fu film:I can’t wait to come home to you. But I’m not gonna spread for no roses.


Me and fuzzbutt (aka BAE) love you very much.


Let's go behind a rock and get a little boulder


I don't know if I told you this but, I kinda like you, like alot. Love, Mayy


You're so handsome. You're so tall. You worship me in all kinds of ways. I love you so much! But I don't think I can live without a microwave. B


'I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul.' Neruda I miss the way we are together.


I love you without knowing how or when or from where. You are the sinoatrial node to my heart, the Dana to my 44, and the coco to my nut. Love, wifey


Hey lovey beans 6 years and thousands of beers! I love you more than hairspray and sequins! Xoxo

Noelly Polly Olly

I will always love you! Our love story will always be my favorite. Luvz u, Tashi ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Matthew James

You are the love of my life & I am so happy that we are together. You make me so proud & I am excited to see where life takes us. Samson loves you too


You're the best bouk, thanks for moving me here sweetie

Drew F

I adore you to pieces, distraction, etc. Can we be valentines? Yours, Ali

Prince ding dong

A haiku: The island is nice However I cannot wait To be home with you I love you Levi XO J (pumpkin)


Looking forward to the next 10 years. Thank you for tolerating my ridiculously big record collection. Love, Derek!


You’ve changed my world, Love you endlessly. Love, Slut.


I love you so much and am so excited to spend our first ValentinesDay as wives. You make my life so much better just by being in it. Best. Wife. Ever.


New things to mock and less thingsss. 2018: Storm King summit and Bella dinner. Also, marriage. Ps, one in, one out! It’s printed, now it’s real.


I love you more than Mooseph loves his snacks.


18 Year’s together and you’re still my favorite person! Happy Valentines Day sugar plum!

Monkey love biscuit

You're my hero and my lifesaver and I don't know what I'd do without you. Let's ignore all of our responsibilities and run away to Paris.

Josie Cat

Our relationship is everchanging...Today and Future O n J will navigate thru the waters, woods n sand together. Acorn sisters <3 Love, Panda


You are my stink. You are my fart. You are my dumb. You are my farg. I love you and I love the creetch baby. Shh.

Ryan “Cute guy”

When my name comes outta your mouth it sounds like a Teddy Pendergrass solo covered in syrup. Thx for brightening my special month ♥️

Beaverton Black Cats

Keep the crunchies flowing and I’ll keep letting you pet me -Abs


Happy Valentines Day! We hope your day is wonderful ‘ We love you! Daddy, Aunt Carole, Aunt Terri


Me and Sampson think you're swell <3


my Sympatico Soulmate! I am never going to do all the life things without you. well except for sometimes sleeping, because, ya know, that's important.

Wedge Antilles

The way you pilot that X Wing gets me as wet as Camino. Wanna share a Tauntaun tonight?


I love you more than anything or anyone. You are the most brilliant beautiful woman the world has ever known.


You are the best wife a man could ever ask for I love you more each and everyday


You are my meow and I am a love you! I am going to spend the rest of my life gettin dem snuggs and dat boot.

Spacey Ma y

I enjoy every moment we spend together. I will always be your Aladdin Sane even when it's nothing but a moonage daydream so hang on to yourself. Love

Pookie Wookie

Life is lonely and boring without you. I love you unconditionally and I miss you very much.


Fibonacci love, spiral and line, sometimes it feels we move apart but always closer together in time. It starts with 1+1=2 you love me and I love you.


How do we top getting married and going to Hawaii? Let's stay married and go to.......................................................................


I'll let you take me to Home Depot for Vday, but only if we look at Excel spreadsheets when we get home. You rock my world you handsome [silly] beast


Happy VDay Sweetheart!!! I'm excited to celebrate two years of hot sex and romance with Master Storm! Living with you has been a blast! Love XOXO <3

S Hot Babe

Happy Valentines Day to my red hot lover under the covers. Bennyboo


You are the one person that I will always share Mrs. Doubtfire gifs with. Can't wait to marry you!


for your corny jokes and teasing. for being by my side at every up and every down. for making these past few weeks bearable. i love you.

Mary B.

Will you be my Valentine you foxy vixen❤ I love you so much and I don't know what I would do without you. P.S. Sammy loves you 2💋💋💋


You are the love of my life. I treasure you more than you know. You have given me so much love and encouragement , I aspire to be as kind as you.


You're my stumptown summer heartthrob. Lets get houses with a shared backyard and a herd of dogs.


You make my life sooooooooo much better! I love you. We should 69 and then get some bbw.


LL COOLS DAY LOVES YOU FOREVER! You’re the cup of the cake and don’t you forget it! XOXO