The Portland Mercury's Reader Valentines

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Koala

You can ALWAYS climb my tree. Love, Your Tiny Mexican


Auden's namesake

I'll go through my Mercury backissues for you. Especially the Valentines ones... There have been so many!


Toby

Every day is a winding road, your body is a wonderland. You make me feel like a natural woman. Xoxo


Cleatus Handsomebuns

Moist loins, nipple tweaks Valentine hershey hole nibbles You complete me


Sunshine

You are my best friend, my teammate, my sexual desire, my partner and I love you with everything I have.


Enriqs

Spicy Pepper, what can I say? You stole my heart in those woods, and showed me real love. Thank you for the last five years and here's to five more.


Caitlyn

My carrot. I treated you like that before we dated too. You were my best friend. That was the pedestal I put you on. I'm yours. Always,forever-Bunny


SMV

You three are the lights of my life, and the laugh in my soul. I will adore you forever.


Casey

To the sweetest wifee in the couv. I love you even though you moved us to the couv. Love James.


Jasper

Still laughin,fuckin&lovin as well as we always have.Goddamn r we lucky!Here's 2 our adventures, new&old. P.S. u fill my <3 like ur farts fill a room


Dr. Goat

You are the best thing I am so lucky and proud to call you my person. I cannot wait to see what our future holds. Love you to the moon, bug! #beepbeep


Cee Weebz

My beautiful Christine. Here is another one of my love-texts but in analog form. I'm always here for you, for hugs, for memes, for life. I love you.


Lorraine

You are an amazing, strong, smart, sexy, and loving partner. I cannot describe how lucky I feel to have your presence in my life! Love you boo <3


Kelli™

12 years ago this week, we got on a plane from Prague to try our luck as grownups in Portland... to dreams dreamt and lived, side by side by side- JKk


Alice G.

i dig yr scene. the devops talk gets me hot. we work in the same building. but i'm too shy to say hello. happy v-day!


clarissa @ subway

you are beautiful. i love you.


Sofija

My honeybear, little brown bean, little bird, lemon squeezy, sunflower, moonchild. Love your Crystal Bear.


Emily

I love the you so much and can't believe that we met in Monterey! You support me, make my dreams come true, and you are my sexy mamasita!


Cassia

When I talk about you, I fall in love with you all over again


Dresden

Dancer.Radical.Epic.Sexy.Dope.Eloquent.Nasty. DRESDEN. I had to throw a snake at you boo. You inspire me and I looove you. Queen B.


OBB

You've warmed my cold black heart & I'm not letting go now. Here's to 2nd chances, doing it right & lots more Rainiers. Love u 2day & everyday. xx MBB


SEAN

You're the greatest. I love you so much. XOXOXO. A


my hypochondriZach

Thank you for still lovin on me even though I queefed on you. Cheers to another year! Lurve, Tara 💋


Delay Fish

Thanks for putting up with Mom- even when she's ragging all over the place and calling you an asshole for no reason. #hormones Love, Lily Pad


Linda Kaye

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Mr. Ups Man

I love the way you handle your packages, we should get married. I love you so much. Happy second valentines day! Love, your unicorn


Boo Bear

To me your balls are perfect. I love you sooo much. Love your Spooky Pookie.


Julie Bug

Sorry for being such a shithead. I won't ever be one ever again. I admire and love you.


Marine Jeans

Replacers forever. I love you so hard. Prince Brandywine


Jordan

You're the OJ to my mimosa, The belay device to my rope, And the Gallagher to my Fiona. I love you!


Matt

I'm so happy I get to spend the rest of my life with you. I love you so much!


Brandywine

You're a real hunk with all the right moves. You've got a heart of gold and the finest bod I've ever seen. Thanks for the high-quality romance! XO MJ


Magbouv

FACT:the smell of female(& of your gumbo)makes me feel like the most exalted potentate of love.TATSACHE:Ich liebe dich,sogar in Abwesenheit von Gumbo.


Micah

I adore you, Smaller Spoon. Why? Loving soul. Tender insides. Service to justice. Intelligence. Ingenuity. Fem-y masculinity. Sexy AF hybrid body.


Steph, Lucie, & Cleo

I love you more than Peanut loves balls. Happy Valentine's Day! Love, Scott/Dad


Keith

Thirty-seven years, thousands of miles by bike and hike, one grand adventure. Thanks for being my everlasting love. -D


Bootstraps

Backrub after fucking backrub! Footrubs and hand massages and shit! Sheesh! All worth it though. I love you.


Mr. Nap Naps

I cant believe you've put up with me for this long.


Melanie❤

Happy 3 years my love!! From THE snow storm that set things in motion to the last one we got to enjoy in our very own home together....❤❤❤❤.


Tanya

Love has found it's way.


Nathan

I love you like a fat kid loves cake. Here is a combo Happy Valentine's Day and annivesary, babe. One more for the books!


Ozma Ora

I love you too the moon and back. You are my everything no matter what that looks like too anyone else. Love and light baby.


Mainer Amy

Happy Valentine's Day! Please share with Cota.


Smoocherusalemcider

Happy Valentine's Day, ya little cute butt!! Thanks for being the artist in my life, thanks for loving me as much as rain. Xo always, Jash


Ole S. Fury

U stole my heart with Tombstone & whisky. My how we like to get frisky. With our sex wounds and stolen work kisses, this day will be better than xmas


Tamar

Let's stay together until Pesach. BTW--you're queer. Love your life partner


Jacob

Thanks for being the Mulder to my Scully. Through it all. My best friend. I love you. Love JESS.


Jafon

New city, new life, new experiences! I didn't leave our address for the laundry gnome, but he managed to find you. I love you and your face!


Penny

your the peaches to my cream, thanks for being my best friend and lover. xxox


BELLA

I can't imagine what kind of monster I would be without you in my life. I love you! Lenny


Alexis

Thank you for having one baby and cookin' up number 2. I love you and thoroughly enjoyed making them. Rock Chalk


Papa

It all began in a truck at the river...1.5 years later here we r. Overwhelmed under u, ecstatic above u. Keep being my Papa n I'll be ur Baby Doll <3


Mark

I can't wait for naked fun with you. I love you so much!


Brianbub

Thanks for always taking care of my ass and letting me sleep in also. And thank you for being an amazing father to Frank, our cat. Hirsute Pursuit.


KatKarina

You're the Mulder to my Scully!


Maya

Let's dance on the moon, mi amor... and then eat pizza! Love, A.


Mools

Everyday I am thankful that you are in my life! My sweet Buttery Jack packing that wallop of love dollops! Love you so much!! Beep. Beep.


Mindy A

Not a dumpling day in this life without you around.


Alan

...with the dapper hat and the great smile. I'm glad we had the conversation no matter how it ended. Love, n


Nic with no K,

I never thought I could love a person who insists on parking in the spot furthest from the door everywhere we go, but here we are.


Johännah

I'm just putting this here to make your boyfriend jealous Sincerely, some local studmuffin. Happy Valentinez! <3


Alaincito

We are wed, I'm not blue, Bustelo is sweet, and so are you!


Atom

I knew you were my partner in crime por vida when we took the leap on Leap Day! I love you my kick ass husband / awesome father to our hooligans <3


worm

Happy birthday you crazy dog! I love you and am so happy you're part of my life. To many more years of mutual love.


Craig

I promise no "farm" hotels in 2017. Thanks for saving that weekend with the water view. #italianfood #bikeride This is the year of Taco Tuesdays!


Christopher

We love you even though your gooby ways make it hard sometimes. Our days of homemade ravioli may be behind us for now, but family time is so happy. <3


Karrisa

You my ladybearpig


Luke

Donald Trump is nuts


Ellie

You dumb. - Tall Guy


Donald Trump

You are nuts


Beer

You're always there for me, challenging me, keeping me warm, and giving me a reason to stay in Portland. You changed my life and for this I love you!


FF

I've been waiting all night. I love time traveling with you. You light me up. Let's do ALL THE THINGS together. My heart is yours, always.


Kiki

As time goes by I appreciate you more and more. When I see you my heart melts, and when I hold you I burst into flames. I heart you, hot stuff <3 <3


Chris

Thanks for being both my boyfriend and best friend, and supporting me in everything. You are kind, funny (in a good way) and smart. I love you. -N


My 1 & Only Martin

Year 2! Deliver your love note directly to my femail box. Don't need a fortune cookie to know where we'll be in 3 months: 2ge+her. Always, your 1true


Aiden

I completely adore you and think you're fuckin smoking hot. I'm super glad I get to sleep naked next to you each night. LOVE YOU, BB!!


Bren Bren

I'm in love with you. To the moon and back. I also think you have an amazing butt.


Brandybaconbits

11 years ago we celebrated our first Valentine's Day together! I love you more than anything, here's to another amazing 11 years. Love always, Shanny


V

This bad woman adores you, wife.You touch my heart in ways no has or ever will. I married the best stranger in this crazy universe. Love you babyyyy.


Matt

I love you so much. Here is to more cats, a new home, and tons of furniture shopping in our future. I love you! Enjoy the blender. -Dave


Antoine

Te amo mi amor!!! You make everyday feel like heaven...I love you so much. I'm so happy to be your girl and share my life with you. Beso beso


Yolandi

I guess you're not so bad... -Jill


Hilli

It all started in a twin bed in that one room apt. Look how far we've come. To seven more years of friendship, I raise this Jagerbomb to you. Cheers!


Brandon

Thank u for ending my loneliness Ur my best friend and best bf Ive ever had I hope I can be the same for u Im so excited to see what our future holds


Sarabear

You're a doll and I love you. Be my valentine!


Uncle Caserole

You make me laugh super hard, and I like making you super hard. Being friends with you was way fun, and this is WAY better. Love, your chica


JJ

To my brilliant, beautiful, breathtaking babe: you're, like, way better than that post-Master Cleanse frozen pizza. XOXO, A


JenniferK

Honestly, you are do damn sexy that it pains me in all kinds of good places. Thanks for that!


Foster

You're my favorite thing in the world. Thanks for being my bff. Your mom is cool, mine is better. Anyway...HAPPY LOVE DAY, LOVER! Love, Silvia


Terri-Lynn

Thirty years of wild rides and beautiful sunsets all because you have been by my side. I Love you more every day. Lets get lost together.


Charlie

Thx 4 being the best Panburger Partner ever.


Laura

You are nice.


Pumpkin

I am so lucky to wake up next to you, I appreciate you, you've become my best friend, I can't imagine life without you, thank you for loving me. XOXOX


Prince ding dong

A haiku: You are my best friend I love you more everyday P.s. Still vegan


Crandall

This last year has been a crazy bitch. We made it, and you even asked me to be your wife. You are special like a snowflake. I love your guts! Love Dom


Kelly H.

You continue to make me the happiest gal this side of the Mississippi. Thank you for everything you do and for all that you are! Love J and Orange


Tiger

You make my heart smile and you are a rock star in the sheets!!!! Here's to 18 years and counting my Valentine! Love forever and ever, Coco


Adjo

I love you more than I love oysters and we both know that means a lot. You're my sun and stars. -Phoebe


Steve

Happy Valentine's to my forever honey


Pootiecat

You are my heavenly angel. I am so happy to have spent the last 13 years cleaning up your poops and vomit. Here's to 13 more. Momma halla