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Big Tipsy
You hit a home run straight to my heart!
Coach
You're the handsomest and bestest boy ever!
Satan
Looking to get hot? You can light a fire in my sheets anytime.
Kyle,
I can't wait to meet you, but only I know when! It's very comfy in here after all. Love, baby Frankie
Bear
Cum give your valentine that juicy bear sausage .... all my love
Trévor
I love you more everyday. I’m so excited about RTT with you and our wild & crazy kids! Dreaming of a romantic getaway with you…clothing optional. ;-)
E
The bathroom wall says ‘I still love you’, so I must. Bathroom walls don’t lie.
Lovebug
I like you and I love you, anything and everything for you and for us.
Corinne
I love it when you’re near, and when hate you’re far. You probably think this is from Ryan, but I regret to inform you that it is Jafar. ❤️
Shibooby
You are my heart, I love you a hundred doodle. I can’t wait to see what adventures we have in store for us this year! Maybe even a date…by ourselves
Hot bear
My fifth paw loves you more and more every day. Let’s go back to the den and hibernate!
Poundcake
Anything I can do, I will. Always 🖤 P.S. You're so foxy?? Someone should make a mug about that...
S
Pour tous jours.
Amanda
You are my beautiful lotus flower. I love you. Love your Snuggle Bear.
Chris of the bru cru
We completed our family this year, and there is no one else I would rather be on this journey with. The kids and I love you so much.
Corinne
I love it when you’re near, and hate when you’re far. You probably think this is from Ryan, but we regret to inform you that it is Jafar. ❤️
L and T
In all the world there is no greater love than that which I have for you both. What a wild ride we’ve had. Stronger together. The 3 amigos. My 4eva’s.
gangsta boogie
love u lots even when we turn into zombies!
Robert
I couldn’t imagine the last 20 years without you. Thank you for making me feel special :) I f’ing love you so much!! 🐈 -Robert
Michael
You are chaotic with your 9am charcuterie boards and Whiplash soundtrack dinners but I love you, you know? It’s crazy out there.
Jonny
Hi my love. You are a very special boy and I really really love you.
Everett
We love you so much monkey
Major league gamer
I love you very much. I am so grateful to have spent +8 years with you.
Rocks
My love for you is never ending. My heart aches for you. Give us another try. All my love. Forever. I want you. With love & hope, Your Little Tomato.
Mochi
We wish everyone had a Mochi. But as there is just one of you, we're glad you picked us.
The Has
Thanks for playing house with me, and helping create this huge crazy crew. We all love you more than words can say. Love and kisses -Kelsey
NEMO
I love you son. You survived three houses move, and breakup of the Prescott Boyz. Thank for being strong.
Jesse
Thank you for being my partner, husband, & best friend. I am so grateful to have you by my side & in my heart. You make it all worth it. I love you!
Little Babe
I love you so damn much! You are a ray of sunshine and you make everything wonderful. Happy Valentines Day from your Hubby and Winnie.
Davey
I love you so much! Let’s listen to records & drink wine. Love, wifey
Anna
After three years of loving you, (two of which have been through the pandemic) I must say that it keeps getting easier! I love you so much, byehb!
My Marguerite
Your jokes, jams and head to toe leopard print quarantine looks keep me going. When I Say I’m In Love, you best believe i mean love Love, L-U-V!
Swt Miss
The village may think I'm crazy, say that I drift too far. Once you know what you like well there you are. Each part of your coconut is all I need.
Hey..
You're the love of my life, even if you fart all the time!!
Mantis Shrimp Squad
You've been a bright light in this hellscape that we've been surviving in together. Forever grateful for our friendship—and tasty snacks.
EARTH WOMAN
What a journey the last 2 years have been! So many changes and ups/downs I am so grateful to have you by my side no matter what! Love you to the moon
Daphne
Sugar, Puck, Juno and I all want to wish the world’s greatest woman a spectacular Valentines Day
Daphne
Sugar, Puck, Juno and I all want to wish the world’s greatest woman a spectacular Valentines Day
Miss Poops
Oooh Miss Poops! Oooh Miss Poops! Gimme gimme gimme gimme Gimme up some loves. Gimme gimme gimme gimme Gimme up them rubs! Oh yeah. - mister toots
Bumsquatch
Happy Valentine's Day. I will love you beyond the implosion of our universe. XOXOXO, Bumbumbum
Step On Me
Happy Valentines Day My Love! This year will be filled with so much joy and gratitude and I have you to thank for that. I love you more everyday -Me
Danny
You are my favorite manny, you keep me sanny and I love how you slap my fanny..baby love
Claire
Love is not love Which alters when it alteration finds, Or bends with the remover to remove. Love Laura
Snuggle Bear
I adore every part of you. Thank you for being my forever Valentine. ❤️ Love, Lotus Blossom
Portland BW
Trunks, Char, Tesla--Three of my most important people. Thanks for the past ~decade of friendship. Love y'all very much. - Onion
Jelly(fish)Man
My sole mate: It’s no sea-cret that I’ve been hooked on you since we started this roe-mance. No trout about it, you’re shrimply the best catch. ❤️ B
Keithy-Pie
Sweet and spicy, hot and satiating: you'll always be the dessert I choose. Love, Jennycakes
Neil the real deal
2021 was unkind to us. We made it thru. No more leaving the house. Let’s hang at our lil oasis. A/C & awning are next, mayb outdoor bar. Yokos 2nite?
Sweet thaaaaang
A whole lot of good things on the horizon, and I couldn’t be luckier to experience them with you. Shawty, you da you da best.
Honeybear
10 years and I still want your honey on my bun-bun cakes. Loves you always. Adore you forever.
Coco
Love you babes! Thanks for being our rock around the madhouse! Xoxo
Buck
Roses are red,tulips are black. You are fantastic,and not just in the sack!
Bella,
It's no mystery why Peggy and Louis love you more. Your love and kindness and love still amaze me after 19 years. Love, Len
Bella,
..and love, and love, and love... Len
Monkey
I have loved your tail-less monkey-butt for 28 years with no intention of stopping. Will you be my stinky lil' monkey till the end of the world? XO
Patrick
You are the best husband and #1 rad dad! Forever grateful for you and for us. Happy 8th Valentines day. Love you the most.
James-Jimmy...
All we need is love, good IPAs, cheese and lots of post-Covid time in Dutchland! Jij bent mijn favoriete reisgenoot! Let's go...Smack, Pat de Kat
B.L.H.
Every year I’m more astounded by what we achieve together. I know how lucky I am that you Root with me, Grow with me, Bloom with me. To SO MUCH MORE.
Chad
Baby Love, you’re my everything. Thank you for everything you do for us. Ur like the best toy in the world, ya just wanna keep playing. XO Buggles
PapiLu
Te amo tantisimo, ayer, hoy y mañana!
Gem (aka big G)
You: I don't have sex on the 1st date. Me: OK. You: Let's move to my bed, it's more comfy 😆 Best broken rule ever! Madly like & love you, Keeper
Brutalegladio
After a year of pondering your hand written love note, I have finally come to realize that you were always the Paula Abdul and I was the cartoon cat…
SR
No butts about it, you get me and all of my quirks hot and bothered on command. Keep loving me like you do and I'm yours forever and ever.
Bucky
Roses are white,violets are blue Maurice loves you,and I kinda do too XOXO
Pueblo
U B DA BEST Sincerely ROCHESTER
My Sweet Joslyn
Happy V Day, sweetie! Thank you for rubbing my back as I fall asleep. Thank you for being gentle & kind. I love your handsome face and your sexy bod!
Jefe
I’ll love you until you die first! Love, Nubbin
Keaton
You make my liver quiver darling! Happy Valentine Day!
Valgis Pharmacy
You are the pear of my eye, my purple nurple king, a wonderful fartist (just one), a raging eggplant enthusiast, and the sweetest love <3 I love you.
Hannah
I hope our paths cross again someday even if it means getting skunked in cribbage.
Keaton
You make my liver quiver darling! Happy Valentine Day!
Caitlin
THANK YOU FOR LOVING ME!
Chuckie Cheesie
Even through the pandemic, you are the cheese holding it all together. And the best cat dad! I love you!
April
I blep you so hard my little deer fern. <3
Buttz
I love you forever and always!! Thanks for forming the Buttz Club with me.
Christina M B-P
Love you more!
Cowboy
20 years and counting as your french fry and couldn't be happier! I love you
Big head miw
Love you baby!!!!!!!!
Bud Clark
Thank you for riding a bike and exposing yourself to art. May we all be inspired. When my best friend (Aaron Ross) died we quaffed at Goose Hollow.
Big head miw
Love you baby!!!!!!!!
Jess
I wish we could re-meet again so we could do it all over. I miss your lips on my lips and your chest on my chest.
Stranger Date ;)
Who could've imagined that a phone number at 3am at the Bear Paw could have turned into us? I am more than smitten and excited 4 more! pc+mfs=sex'd up
John My Honeyman
These are Beautiful Nights for Full Moon Dances - Come Dance with me in the Warm Ocean Moon Light! Aloha with Love, Your Honey Woman
CH - Prosciutto
We might be too gay for Mario and Luigi, but you can still be the Uranus to my Neptune. ~Sapphic Power~ Love, Pepperoncini
Will
You are such a good daddy to K&L, and I guess I still do have time to do these! Do you think our babies would appreciate Valentines Wagyu? Love you
Cookie
You’re simply the best platonic wifey this side of the Mississippi. You’re a tough one, Miss Cookie <3 To many more West Coast adventures together!
Kaeli
Loving you feels like my heart is at the best party in the world every single day, and I still want to be heart dancing with you when I’m 80 🤟❤️
Yennifer
I. Still. Stop. And. Stare. Every time you do damn near anything. Ugh. You are so pretty.
Bernie and Jules
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO THE LOVES OF MY LIFE!!!!!
Bernie and Jules
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO THE LOVES OF MY LIFE!!!!!
Dana
Please forgive me for failing you. I beg you to let me be in your life. I am a mess, I may never find love because I’ve been alone so long. Forgive
Juanito,
Me has flechado el alma, corrompido mis sentidos y embriagado de tu amor. Vamos por buen camino. Will you be my forever valentine?
Clinton
Sharing my life with you is the best decision I've made. Thank you for loving and supporting me. You truly are my sweetheart!
cHanson
You make me so happy. I'm Mothra to your Godzilla. Lets destroy Osaka together then grab some sushi. Heart you babe, L Butt
My MoMo
You make me believe in luck. All the best things in life are better with you! xoxo, Sparky
Laura
I love you more than Penelope loves yowling in your face at 5am. Love, Claire
Sex witch
I love you mind, booty, and soul. Your love is one in a million. I’m so glad you chose me, baby. And I’ll make you so happy. Let’s rock the boat.
Buttercup
Can't wait to marry you this summer! I love you and I am so excited to continue our beautiful life and celebrate this next step.
Hot Sauce,
Another happy year with you love. Keep it up Triple G. Watch the shadows ;)
Jon
You stole my heart with one kiss. You said I looked 23 and I’ll always cling to that. Love you dookie bear!!
