The Portland Mercury's Reader Valentines

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(Flo) Rita <3

Nothing has ever made me so happy :')

Sunflower Boy DD

~~You, me and the sweet doggy dogg, let's be happy! Also, I have a dope dinner in the crockpot right now. ~~


Rumi said it best: the minute I heard my first love story, I started looking for you....I hope your heart is light, your world abloom. XX, Sun&Roses

Evan W.

What did the toast say to the butter on Valentine’s Day? You’re my butter-half! Looking forward to many more of your terrible jokes. I love you! -D

Vanilla Sweetheart

Yes to breath quivers, kinkiness, laughing, gazing into your beautiful eyes, kissing, and stuffing food holes. Love, Cochina Sweetheart

Mangotron dumpling

You are my favorite human in the universe and this universe is a better place because you are in it. I love you forever and ever, you are the bestest!


You are the only person who can stand my “eccentricities” in some places you could get sainted for that, but here you just get loved. Thank you, xoh

Linda kaye

I love you honey boo


You are the love of my life and the thought of being with you forever keeps me going even through all these hardships. Feety and Momo love you too.


Every evening with you, is an epicurean delight: Rare herbs, walks-a-bout, vodka + ice cream, and please chop up more ass lines all night! Love, Crax


I love you more now than ever before. I'll try real hard to not be a donkey this year. I promise. Len

Tom Jones

To Tom, whose buns are fine, won't you be my valentine?


Incantation for Kate Three months past and ten years before I ground upon your shore You made my heart You light my fires Forever-Forevermore Paul

Patrick & Pua

I luv the way you both smell, you fill my nostrils and heart with joy.

Dirk McGirk

You squirted your 'gurt right into my heart. I love you! - George Squirshington

My one and only Goat

In six months, I will have the privilege of calling you my wife!!! I’m so excited! LFG!!! From the mountains to the desert, my little darlin’ ❤️

Jills Smells

Love and adore you more more dillgy muffincakes! Aggy too..


In a mere 148 days from Valentine's Day, I get to call you my wife (MAH WIFE!)! I love you forever!


Life with you is more fun than I could've ever imagined, and it just keeps getting better. I love you and our sweet little family forever <3 G&M&A


hello my bb! i love you! lets go get sushi!

sweet penguin

February 14th 2016 we flirted and drank too much and fucked. Can't wait to re-enact 2nite cuz I won't have to sneak out at 5am! I am forever your cat.


Thank you for teaching about consent, body positivity & having a good time! Can’t wait to get #CougarApproved again by The Cougar Experience Center!

M & A

Thank you for all the walks, hugs, snuggles, and treats! And also my very own Instagram, whatever that is. - Jack Skellington


These past three years have been the most meaningful years of my life. Thank you for all your love and patience. I love you with all my heart.


may the blue light of my love forever shine for you <3 sly


Greg I look foward to when you propose to me. Yes Greg I will be your husband. Lupe can walk us down the isle to my favorite Paula Abdul song XOXOXOXO


BaayBay! It means so much to me how giving you are. Always keeping me so warm and well insulated. Love, Your Strudel


It’s been a pretty good year under the pink even when we saw the wrong band it was still like hearing bells for her. We screamed yes, Anastasia ❤️ R

Marnie RM.

You’re the raddest person in PDX! Thanks for always being so awesome, 2020 is the year for you! It’s an honor to know you. Keep making music! XOXO


It was just me and you. Then you brought me Q. I never knew what love could do. Until I had both you and Q. Whew! How I Iove you two.


I love you more than Michael Jordan and Keith Richards COMBINED. I am so lucky to be your life mate. To the brink of dawn!


Almost 8 years in and somehow still together. More adventures on the way this year. Rice pudding with breast milk. Love to you, Luppers and Bubbs.

K & C

Happy Valentine’s Day, ladies! I’m stoked for this weekend! There’s no one else I’d rather pinch koala butts with <3


I love you so much and I’m so thankful for all that you do for Slinky and I. You are the best partner I could’ve ever asked for. Happy V-Day my love!


I love you and the Cocobutt, but especially your butt. OH YEAH!


I love you and the Cocobutt, but especially your butt. OH YEAH!


I never expected a match like you, perfectly aligned kinks, handsome as fuck,creative, capable,humble, generous, playful and delicious! Naughty


Joyeuse saint Valentin from Paris! Miss you, Roomie <3


Love you oh so much. The count & I Are your valentines. Thank you for being a friend. Let’s get cozy!


You and Chubbly make my heart sing! So very happy you’re my valentine! Xoxooxox Gidge.

Charly and Allyson,

Happy Valentine’s Day! What a romantic year 2020 is for you. From now on, you’ll celebrate Valentine’s as an old married couple. Viva Las Vegas!


Shawp and Shoop! I love you!!!

Nicki my boo

I don't know how I ever found you but I've definitely won the life lottery. You make every day amazing. Let's do this forever!

Mixmaster Serge

Thank you for being on life’s journey with me! You are the most amazing person I know. Hugs and kisses from me and Bernie!


You're my favorite <3 B


Still crazy after all these years Ohhhh still crazy after all these years


I just want you to know I love you more and more each day, and when I turned 60 on 12/26 the best gift I received was you by my side. Love Ya


I love you and am so happy that we made the journey to Portland together and continue to love and learn and grow with each other! Happy Valentines!


There's no one else I'd rather share this adventure with! I adore your gentle smile & powerful laughter. I'm honored to be your husband. I love you.


I’m always passive aggressively trying to get you to read the local newspapers. Maybe my declaration of love will be enough to convince you this time?


Get your big, soggy bottom over here and give me a kiss! *hubba* Want some scratches? Gropes? Ice cream? Can you handle it? I love you so much! Grrr!


These days it’s difficult to find someone that is sexy, kind, funny, giving, talented and a ruul good kisser. I’m glad you exist. Love, Little Kettle

Steph, Lu, and Cleo

I love every debacle and delightful surprise as long as I'm with you. I love all of you always. Scott


I love you! Let’s go get ramen and make out.


Happy 2nd V-day! We should plan a trip sometime, you know, to go somewhere.


Maybe they are alien noises, maybe they are regular noises. Either way I still love them a year later!


It's impossible to put into words how much I miss you in my life. You'll always have a place in my heart. I wish you unconditional love and happiness.


Intertwined, we align, as our limbs tangle together and complete our intricately simple puzzle. My light -- my love! You fill my invisible grooves.


I am mildly obsessed with you. I love you so much and you've changed my life for the better. You're my queen. Is that weird? ok love you xoxo


Welcome back from Mexico, and looking forward to another great year with the best wife in history. Love you forever and beyond. - David


Let’s keep treasure hunting for years to come even though I struck gold with you xoxo You’re my person.


I still love you, Emelie.


I see you folding my delicates, going out late to look for our cat under parked cars and laughing at my dumbest jokes. UR 1 in a million. My heart, M


After so many years. Still my best Valentine and still the only pea in my pod. Love you forever through everything.


When I feel mostly cloudy, you evaporate the gray away. I can survive any storm with you. Thanks for being my sunny sky.


Your sultry whispers wend their serifs into my dreams. Inscribe your alphabet on the helix of me. Your Red Rose.


8 years and it's still fucking magical. I love you even though you're a mega dork.


Thank you for waiting until 9 to eat dinner. I’m sorry for continuously smashing the backs of your shoes down and allowing Marla on the bed. XO


As we celebrate our 30th year together and enter another phase, remember it all began when we went to the show by Maze! My ❤️ still sings for ur love!


my Love, you are the Water mighty timeless, vast as Space. in you, i let go, your beauty flooding my heart with light, just in Time.


To the sexiest, dirtiest, sluttiest wonderful woman I’ve ever loved. Let’s fuck are way through Portland hipsters and bail on this town.


you despise this holiday and that makes you great! I don’t care about it either, it’s not taboo to say. Lucky you it’s temporal but I am here to stay.


I met an angel at Lovecraft. Thank you for sharing so much with me and being yourself. I love you so much, my maggot.

Kinky Bean

Since we met it’s been nothing but healing, laughter, love, and kink (who knew?). Can’t wait for you and the girls to move in and start our journey!


My darling cat, I love you more than I can say, especially with our little rat on the way. Warm regards, Your Wife


Thanks for being you and for being mine. This will definitely be a kids-in-bed-early kind of night. XOXOXO


ILYF my darling.


Happy Valentine’s Day. It’s been 6 years since you asked me to be your girlfriend and I love how much we have grown together.


i love you even though you told me i smelled like the inside of a mask. love, shayne


You’re so dang pretty & so, so smart. 2019 wasn’t easy, but I am way excited for the wedding & all the growth we have ahead of us. I love you a bipty.


You are my favorite person in the whole world! I love how we have grown with each other. I hope that we will get to continue this journey together!


I love how you smile & look at me, touch me, & love me! Please don't ever stop escalating! I adore & love you - forever & always! xoxoxxx happy 🖤 day


Even though you'll never taste like a Jian Bing, I'd still choose you over MK any day. Loves you always, and can't wait to clown down in Vegas! - Gal


We just met but I think you're pretty damn great. Happy Valentine's Day, handsome.


Love of life tightest queen I’m excited for our next chapter campfires hikes and mountain top gigglefests ima pick u up hold u open shouting my luv <3


Please don't eat anymore apricots, my nostrils can't take the stank. Love


Happy Valentines Day Mrs. Parrett. Here’s to many more. Love you with all my heart!


God damn, manchild. You fucked me so good that I almost said "I love you" .

Sweet Man

I have nothing but love for you and what we have built over the last 9 years. Lets have the 3-way with a twunk, huh? Let’s hope he has daddy issues ;)


“With Light in My Head You in My Arms”


I am yours. You are mine. Please be with me until the end of time. I love you!


Sweet Sy, your smile makes me melt. Excited to adventure and grow together. Happy 3 years, querido. Xx Lolo


Happy Valentine’s Day! Everyday is special with you but I thought this would be a different way to say I love you.


I'm so so sorry. I want you to be happy. I wish things had been different for us and I never wanted to hurt you. I know I am. I'm sorry.


You’re my favorite thing to do <3 xo N


Life’s adventures with you is the thing I look forward to most. Love, Bear


You are partner and my better half. Through good times or bad, there is no one else I would rather have with me. I love you, more and more, every day.


Flooded basements, nor hurt elbows could keep me from loving you as much as Kirbador does! Its been a hell of a year and here's to many more!!!


You're the salsa to my [c]hips, the wasabi to my sushi, the bbq sauce to my bun[s]. The Indian in life's buffet. The hot saucy condiment on my taco.


We live for the Love and the Moment and the Kindness. You live those ideals and taught me. I am forever thankful for, and in love with, you.