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After 25 years, I still feel like I am getting to know you and you still mark me the deepest. - Peanut


Watch out for those beans. Love you (for real life) Janet.


I love you to the moon and back infinity - you're the perfect match for me! J sun


I am so fortunate to be the tree to your koala.


if I miss you I think about the time I heard you say "hey mickey" from the kitchen and the way traffic on 39th decides which way you get home. <3 u.


You started following me in July or August and I’m pretty sure you know what’s up so you need to take me on a goddamn date already!!!


Thanks for making me laugh every single day. Can’t imagine life without you, Baby! I adorf you!

Emerald Homenick


You are the best person I know! You are an amazing person and I hope you always know that. <3


Shmoopie shmoopie with eyes not droopy & getting much more sleep Know in your heart & soul that I LOVE you always & that my love for you is deep! 🥰🥰


Babe, you've hooked me. I'm yours. Even if you don't always wash your hands. But you're sweet, sexy, strong, funny, adventurous, and... hungAF!! <3 K


Wahoo! I love you. Thanks for being so awesome. I wrote a haiku!


I am so thankful for our love, even after 30 years our love is true and strong. You are my best friend, and I appreciate you, but mostly I love you.xo

Krystal Louise

Fluff, When life is cold and you need a Barka, I'll teetle the suckadoods with you. You're a stinker, I love your winker you make me hop-y, Love Bun


Thank you for creating this life (and 2 KIDS!!) with me. There’s truly no one who makes better breakfasts or crazy adventure plans. 10 years, baby!!


Thank you, LBBJ (and Tinder) for a match made in heaven (aka Vancouver). I remain in awe of our compatibility and of YOU. You are, indeed, a catch <3


Cheers to so many wonderful & minty years – and here's looking forward to so many more! xx

Mangotron 10000

you make this universe a better place - except for when you crop-dust me, then you make the universe a stinkier place. Mostly, though, just better.


MY FRONT BUTT IS MY WEINER FRONT BUTT IS MY WEINER MY FRONT BUTT IS MY WEINER I love you sweetie, you’re my sweetie, happy valentimes <3


turns out i have a major attachment disorder, I can't have someone be nice to me, you better turn into an asshole who makes me hate myself or I can't

Short Shanks

Roses are red rabbits live in hutches, hopefully soon you’ll be off of your crutches! Love Man and Moo


You are the most stunningly lovely person I’ve ever met. I praise LBBJ more everyday for you, my match in list-making & all else. !SO! much love, WLG

Theo and Myles

I love you. Obsessively. You are my family, my home and my light at the end of every tunnel. Thank you for all the smiles and the fierce support.


happy our orbits continue to intersect, and thronged by your absence in between. yaatfloml.


Waking up every day with you feels like rolling a natural 20. Let’s be vampires together. Thanks for 22 years, here’s to 22,000 more.

Tall Sir

Where are you?? How can I miss someone I don't know? I am looking and feel that you are close. Come find me, please. I could use more of your hugs.


My sweet baboo, 27 years wasn’t hard to do, you make me hot, you vixen you, my heart just melts when I’m close to you. Love forever, Rob


My sweet baboo, 27 years wasn’t hard to do, you make me hot, you vixen you, my heart just melts when I’m close to you. Love forever, Rob


I love you SO much. Thanks for letting me sleep diagonally and order donuts too late at night. Most importantly - thanks for being my best friend. :)


You are my world. Thank you for being my partner these last 23 years - here's to a lifetime


I love waking up with you every morning. I especially love it when you bite me and pull my hair. More of that please.

My Love

I love you so much ❤️ You are my best friend and the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. Thanks for dealing with my snoring and IBS :)


Happy Valentines day 💓 I love you. Jeremy

“Chewie Babe” Blake

Happy commercialized holiday of love to my snuggle bug! Thank you for being the best fur baby daddy and hubby! We love you! Bar, Midge & Mom


You're incredible. Even if you're the only one who thinks so.


You’re my favorite airplane extrovert, car cheese & karaoke singer, dog park walker, hiking buddy, dad with no kids, sex pot.Let’s never stop moving.


I love our weird little family and am excited for the new adventures we'll have this year. Besos! -A


Happiest Valentine's day. I'm so glad we get to go through life together and I can't wait to marry you. 🧄Bear


Happiest of valentine's to the love of my life. I love your smile, laugh and how much you care about people in your life. Thanks for hanging in there!


You're the bees knees. May we have 20 more years! Love, bbydll

Guy and Mr. C

Miss Kitty and JJ miss you, Valentines Forever!


Don’t get too excited, it’s just your ex. Wanna say I love the crap outta ya and hope you find someone to give you a hot hickey on VDay. Hubba hubba


I dreamed of you, my forver valentine.


You hold me up through life many challenges. Showing me that true loving partners do exist. Giving you so many browny points. Loving you Kim💕


Q has transformed you into sexy Troi and it’s up to you to save the ship from an alien probe by using your… empathy ;) Do you accept your mission?


Lay it on me. I’ll take the CHESTY this time but c’mon it’s your turn. No stinkers


Six cats, two buns later my love for u still grows as does our lil family. Your more then I deserve. All that I want and everything I need. LuvPickle


Miss you often, love you always <3 SS


I'm so grateful you are in my life. I love you so much, Mami. You had me at day one. You're everything. Daddy Asao and the fam can't wait to see you.

Dr. Goat

What a wild year it's been so far! There's no one I'd rather do life with than you & I can't wait for all the adventures to come! I love you beyond!

Kristin V Sheephead

U no mauer, no siree Bob K! U the queen O <3s. We shmear'n our love on you. Love, your cheesehead partners up down n all around the town


I can't wait to to pet you all day. I love you so much! Muah!


I love you so much I can't take it. I wanna run away with you. Forever, ever -Skipps


You are the great love of my life. Thank you for cooking our baby panda, I will be your adoring sous chef for eternity.


Love ya tons sweet buns! Excited to maybe add another flapjack to the short stack! Thanks for being the best! XOXO


many suitors may be vying for your attention & affection b/c you have all the goods.. but baby, my love for you is the real thing!


I spilt the dew - But took the morn, - I chose this single star From out the wide night's numbers - El - forevermore!


I want to be with You - Everyday, All day long, At the River, In the Sunshine, On the Beach, Eating Sushi, Riding bikes into Eternity & Holding Hands


your eyes see right through me, your heart lights me on fire and your touch electrifies my senses. Ps. did I leave my vampire cape in your car?


💣︎⍓︎ ♎︎♏︎♋︎❒︎♏︎⬧︎⧫︎ ♌︎◆︎⧫︎⧫︎♒︎□︎●︎♏︎📪︎ ✋︎ ⬥︎♋︎■︎⧫︎ ⧫︎□︎ ♌︎♏︎♋︎❒︎ ♐︎◆︎♍︎🙵 ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ⬧︎⧫︎◆︎◻︎♓︎♎︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎⬧︎ ✞︎♋︎●︎♏︎■︎⧫︎♓︎■︎♏︎❼︎⬧︎ 👎︎♋︎⍓︎✏︎


I've always admired your independence, feminine power and charm. I could never be with a weak partner. So fun that you now love to do butt stuff too


Never loved anyone like I 🫀 you. We may have been used to fertilize eggs but I’d choose you in any universe someday you’ll choose me to dance w you 2




We’re just two wum’s in a wum nest. You’re the wum I want to go through time with


We all love you all the way, all the time. You are our guiding light. Our champion. The center of our everything. Be happy, healthy and safe, always!


Thank you for being my rock, my support, and for loving me for THIRTEEN WHOLE YEARS! You’re the most important part of my life. Thank you! <3


Sorry I'm a woman of Kleenex. Here's to many more years of dicking me down & tearing me up. Let's eat all the things in all the places <3 Kitten

Sarah Celine

Happy Valentine`s Day, my Sweetheart ! All the way from Germany - I love you oceans ! Mom


You ain't just #8, you're the one I want to #32 & #52 too. So much love...Pueblo

Tractor Boy

Open up, Plateman. Maybe we can take on the world if we both learn how to fucking communicate.


You sending me that Valentine so many years ago was the best thing to ever happen to me. I love you.


If wishing was all it took, you would be mine already. I miss you. Please come back to me.

Silver Lightning

Christi is loved by all and I get the best part all the time. How lucky can I guy get! Love you dear


Looking forward to more agate searches with you, and maybe some other things, too. xoxo


Last year was good but this year will be the bestest. Long nights on the beach with you and a garden full of onions is all I need. Love you BBKF meow


You still have my heart. My love. My person. My Picasso painting. Always and forever, love you more than you will ever know. ~Stefan


Give me the decline of western civilization, its rubble, anguish, a million screaming cats; I still find joy with you. We are light! Like superheroes!

Smelly Lilly

I'll keep looking past your lack of grace if you keep looking past my wet legs. Lilly and the stinkman forever.


Year six might the the best one yet. I love you! I’m so glad I gave my business card to that weird elf. SJ

Poopie Doopie

When I don’t know who I am, I look to you and you can always remind me. Lucky I got to grow up with you, and lucky I’ll get to grow old with you too.


The only thing I’m sorry about is that this took so long. SJ


I will happily be your stupid monkey to the very end. Let's face it together! All the years in love. XXXOOO Your stinky Monkey


Love you forever and forever Love you with all my heart Love you whenever we're together Love you when we're apart S


You Rock my world. Owwwwww.


I've fallen so in love with you already and somehow every day I love you more


Your my Love


While your co#k may be a bit above average, the rest of you is small, petty and below average. Happy v day to u, ur back seat & ur baby oil, bitch ♥


Knew you were a NFB as soon as I laid eyes on you. So glad I was right. Never tire of your nasty paws xo your Vagine

Sweet Lady

I love you more than than I thought I could love anyone. It's been 12 years(almost) and it keeps being more fun! -O

Slapper from Wales

You came to the States to search for some mates, you didn't want old but ended with bold, bears and kittys in love forever. Kisses and Licks


Mi mundo! Thanks for taking such good care of me. Here’s to another decade of adventure and sweet SEXY loving.


Mi mundo! Thanks for taking such good care of me. Here’s to another decade of adventure and sweet SEXY loving.


You mean the world to me. I am so greatful to experience this roller-coaster of a life with none other than you. You are my favorite of favorites!


LINTSAW, still. Always. Miss you.


It's been a hell of a year, but things are looking up! And I'm so glad to be here with you. Thank you for making me laugh every day. I love!

Field Mouse

Good morning, I love you. No spreadsheets could've predicted us. Let's keep going. Keep howling. -Wolf


I can't even express how much your love and support have meant to me these last couple of years, so thank you! We are luck to be a family with P and J


I love that booty, our shadow puppy, and kuma bear!


Caroline and I love you so fuckin' much you big nerd!


Not a day has gone by that I haven't thought about you. Your my world and I Love you. Your amazing and Beautiful inside and out.